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drygrasses:

so I’m watching The Adventures of Tintin again and I can’t believe I never noticed before

Bianca Castafiore, the Milanese Nightingale, in canon always gets everyone’s name just a little bit wrong (like Haddock becomes Cassock, Babbok, etc.). but in the movie she introduces the villain, whose name is Sakharine, as

Monsieur Sugare Additif

this kills me

Mr. Sugar Additive….*Yells* MOM I’M RE-NAMING MY GOLDFISH!

So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Not risking it.

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