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Things that the middle schoolers on my bus say.

"STOP READING TWILIGHT!"
“I’M NOT READING TWILIGHT”
“I AM!”

"I heard that those compartments on the side of the bus are where people hide dead bodies so we get blamed for them."


“It’s not faire that he is so short! He can see up girl’s skirts without getting caught!”

"I’ll just kill a hobo, no one will care."

"It’s because of the Germans…"
“MY ANCESTORS A GERMAN, SHUT UP!”


“OH MY GOSH THE RED POWER RANGER IS SO SEXY!”

“STOP LOOKING AT ME OR I’L KILL YOU!”

"Your music sucks."

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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